your mom may have lied to you...........

This is a must read blog regarding women from a male's perscpective...Enjoy and tell me if you agree with this or not!!!


Nice girls are great for friends. But Nice guys finish last AND SO DO NICE GIRLS.. Have you ever asked yourself ladies “why is he marrying that whore?” Um well.. (And this is tricky) But She talks alot of ish  and she may not have the JD.. BUT let me tell you what she does do well:


1. Speaks the King’s English



2. Has a good potential to raise the kids with some male help.



3. She’s our best friend mainly because she’s got core competency in conversations that require her to think “outside” of her female self. AND


Drum roll Please!


4* She’s a damn freak and plays it off well in the streets and her head is like Comcast.. “ON DEMAND”!! Blowin’ through those boxers like “PREPAID MINUTES” (See Broadway Keith on that last quote, lol) And she makes a show of it! Just like Mase said “Do it like you’re doing it for TV”. I mean, how much longer are we really going to stay mad, looking down at you?! Those chicks get wifed. And if not wifed, seriously engaged. And I hate to say it, but we will upgrade you to first class status if you can cook, make us look good, be a great team player amongst friends and family, keep our house a home or or apt looking like a good woman live’s in it, and um, one more thing. -watched Superhead/Mr. Marcus on DVD until she was able to do it with no hands..


Let’s be for real. Mama may have told you where the salad forks go, how to set a table.. Mama may have showed you how to wash and fold. She may showed you how to cook Thanksgiving dinner.. Mama taught you what to look for in a man.She may have even taught some of you how a proper woman sounds and while all that is still appropriate behavior, still very necessary qualities there’s more. If your MAMA did’nt give you a hoola-hoop when you were a child,, then your auntie should’ve. You can be the best housewife in this world, but if your man’s gotta go somewhere else because you’re too holier than thou to get busy to a rap song? then she set you up to fail.



Some men like how their relationship looks on the outside. Some men like how it performs on the inside. The one’s that like how it looks on the outside, have you to make it all look great on paper. Perfect, picturesque. But they’re the one’s that may have the other very functional counterpart: The infamous Jumpoff. WHY do you ask? Because the jumpoff represents balance. Balance between who he is in family mode and who he is in “man” mode. I mean ladies think about.. Before you, do you think he was super cerebral about the where’s the when’s and the how’s?? No. You were the ultimate “shit”. You looked good, you smelled great, your hair was perfect, your convo was right, your body is dope. And he looked past the fact that you were a deuce in bed because you had some many other things on the ball. The only problem is, if you’ve never been free to get it off with your chick the way you always wanted to, then guess what, you probably won’t and someone else is going to. And when everything is in place and there’s a free moment to just be himself, where MIGHT he go? take a guess… a guilt free bang out session


-Dinner & drinks at the W hotel: $230+tips

-Movie: $30

-Trip to the local Liquor store for some Ciroc to keep the party rollin: $40



-Not having to explain why you want to get dirty in the parking lot?: priceless


It’s tough to undo this kind of relationship, mainly because you’ve never known the truth anyway! The truth is every man could stand some unsolicited dirty “something or another”. Why?! because Eff  it.. THAT’s why.. Why in the car?! because it’s like when were younger, that’s why.. Why sloppy and messy because that’s the way they do it on TV! when we’re wishing we were getting some of that!! THAT’S why!! The sadity sex game is out! I can’t reiterate this enough.. It’s a recurring theme. look at it this way, if you have all of the other thing’s down pat it’s just one more thing. and with it, you can talk all the shit you want to.. You might even get a way with a little more.




Food for thought. that all. I’m not selling the truth. I’m just delivering it. You wanna control the relationship? Don’t shut us up.. SHUT US, THE EFF UP! Put that in your clutch bag..



There’s nothing sexier than a “take charge” wifey when the time’s right. You saw Mr Marcus stand down didn’t you…? Let your mother’s half be the good half.. But get youself a real good tutor for the “other” half..





Taken from:



http://mensbestkeptsecrets.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/77-your-mom-may-have-lied-to-you/