What the bloody fiznuck????

Nothing annoys me more than poor communication skills!! I cannot even hammer this enough!! COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO SURVIVAL IN THIS LIFE!!!!! let me be fair here :so according to the webstar dictionary : communication is an act or instance of transmitting a verbal or written message. Ok now that I have cleared the air..lets jibber jabber.

I do not consider myself the smartest chic...nope. All I do is TRY and use my common sense and in the process...I get called Intelligent. pretty cool huh? BUT the funny thing about common sense is that its not very common. I understand we all come from different backgrounds, For some English is their second language and as a result they struggle with direct translation from their native language...which I totally understand. But what about someone who has spoken english their whole life..might not be your first language but you know grammer rules and all that yummy stuff...WHY oh WHY can't you just communicate correctly ;and Technology is supposed to make our life easier but I think its making us stupid. Whats up with the whole 160 characters to send a text? hmmmm...so now we ought to send a whole message in 160 characters and now all hell breaks lose and all the shenanigans arise. Here is an example:
" Hey do you like Kanye's new album"?..Here is the fabulous response : " Yah. He be on dat sweet sh*t. watchu think doh? we was jammin 2 it and I was like this sh*t is da dopest!!!...
Ok ok ok..I do abbreviate also..but what is going on here? The past, present, future and non-existing tense are all used in one sentence. Or I hate it wen kyds type lyke dis.."oh hey waddup!!!" nun much just chillaxin with ma mama..N oh guezz wat? tammara (tomorrow), I be goin shopping at da mall....there's a reason English is a compulsory subject in schools. This generation is a GONE case!!!

OH ha..it gets better...the dude thats trying to holla at you or whatever and he cannot even spell anything..or make sense at all YET he just claimed he has a master's degree...REALLY? now if you are educated as you claim and you are trying to ask ME out...NEWSFLASH : you better communicate right!!! Proper englsih at that. and act professional just like you claim. I play scrabble guys so bad spelling is annoying..well we all have typos here and there but just CONSTANT spelling errors make me want to pull my hair OUT!!!! NO NO NO.... ugghhhhh

Another thing that I hate is people who have this  lame attempt at trying to keep themselves informed. How about you do us a favor? Research your information before you open your mouth..or if you simply have no clue about what is going on..you have the right to remain silent. Do you know what am talking about? yeah you do...people who try Sooo hard to impress their man, woman, co-workers, etc... so you blab and jibber jabber and act like you are informed...*awkward silence followed by cricket noise*....LAME!! Just be like me...if you DO not know it...shut up!!! you cannot be mr or miss know-it-all... be humam for once and stop the global warming with frying our brains with nonesense.

How about Mr/Miss me too....NOW these are the people that you could really kick them where the sun doesn't shine...Here is a random example :  " I love Benihana's..especially their california rolls with avocado"....here comes mr or mr unoriginal : " OMGEE!!!! me tooo...I love their spaghetti too"....SIGH..WHAAAAATTTT? NOOOOOOO Benihana's is a japanese restaurant and they DO not serve pasta!!!!..or how about " Hey I would love bleu cheese on my burger instead or american cheese"..."oh me too except I want my cheese melted"...NKT!! bleu cheese does not melt honey!! how about just ask if you are unsure or just be you. Ok you get the point!!

TO ALL BLACK KIDS : Please go to college. There is nothing wrong with wanting to be the next big rapper but what happens when you do not have a hit anymore? YEP you know it. get an education to fall back on. Stop day dreaming about crap!! Get you Butt to school.

SO yeah, Even if you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, at least spare us the pleasure of hearing things you know nothing about, or disdain for those of us who do like to learn. You don't see me giving you the eye when you tell me about your new Xbox game, or those new Christian Louboutins you refuse to shutup about. I like all those things too, but its not the only thing I talk about.




So don't be a dummy, or try REALLY hard not to come off as one. At least find something of interest outside of your daily routine and expand your knowledge base. Don't be comfortable in ignorance.