Oct 14, 2010

Another rant.......

1.I am NOT ditzy. Not simple. Not your escape. Not your experience. Not a puppet.  or a sock monkey. Or a cartoon. Or a reality tv show. I am a real girl. I cry and scream and feel badly about myself and wish i was better and wish i was chosen and loved. I do not wish to be the girl who taught you something about yourself, or the girl with whom you sewed your royal oats. I am not to be tuned into.. and tuned out of. I'm not your vacation from reality. I am not your holiday.

2.Seriously...nowadays I go through my day and end up infuriated. Fury just oozes out of me like you would not believe. I can guarantee you that by 7 p.m (for the last 2 weeks), every day..I am fuming, seething and Livid at the sheer number of vast imbeciles who think that they are too cool for life...for some reason they think they are doing me a favor by being my "friend". Aaaaahhh...NEWSFLASH : before you life was pretty cool. how do you think I survived back before I knew someone by the name of "you" existed?..hhmmm EXACTLY!! with or without you life goes on. WORD!!!!...

3. How many times have I said I hate Fake friends and Liars? ...ok these people are the kind that act all nice in your face, and tell you what you wanna hear, when you wanna hear it, how you wanna hear it and they sound soooooo genuine. HA! little do you know they are just lil scummies, good for nothing maggots!!! They are Professional FAKERS!! Beware...run from them. They are just in your life to use you, or tag you along their so called "life"..puh leez!!! give me Break!!!! pppssshhhh...how about you go kick rocks, jump into a sewer, or go fly with pigs for all I care! and pls LEAVE!! just WALK AWAY and never come back!!! On that note : NOOOOO you cannot stand under my umbrella....thats Rihanna's job.

4. When you are single, all you see is happy couples...hhmmm..It gets better...when you do actually get into a "relationship"...all you see is happy singles...yeah dudes, and dudettes, the grass isnt always green on the other side. SO my advice is...you either stay single and miserable; Or get played...ooppps MY BAD , I meant get into a bloody fiznuck relationship and wish you were dead! ....Ok its not that bad. Ladies : Get rid of that Zero and get you a hero. Just use your head not your heart! but dang! these males are getting worse by the second. they Lie thru their teeth like there's no tomorrow. Lie, Lie, Lie, They even Lie to you about their NAME. You are just their toy. It never fails!!!! am not saying all guys are sick...no....Mr rights do exist....where they are is the mystery I've yet to solve. But boy oh boy...Dont I just loooove being single!!! Enough said...fill in the blanks!!!

5. Time to get rid of some toxic friends....goodbye!

6.Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk............Time for my to catch some zzzzzzzzzzzz's. Goodnight and much love to those that matter :)

4 comments:

  1. Lynn....You sound Pissed!!! What's wrong baby girl? Hey...give mee a call ok? Big bro is here for yah and you know that very well....ok lets release tension and laugh, can we? LMFAO!! you are a trip!!! ati..you can't stand under my umbrealla...thats Rihanna's job?..WOW only uou can think of such things!!! much love!!!

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  2. Andy..am not pissed..just annoyed! I really hate it when friends act like they are soooo important, no actually they think they are the ish!! Maringo ya peni mbili sipendi. But yeah I will def call u sweety. Mi husema ukweli tu..hata kama mi ni trip! LMAO!!!! I miss you! ♥♥♥

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  3. HA! story of my life!! some ppl think they are the only bridge across...be calm baby..thats life!! and I def love you more!! will call you tonight! muuaaahh

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  4. LOL..hhmmm ok. will wait for your call buddy!

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