Women can be stupid

 

Forget bad breath and spinach on teeth, I think the biggest turn off in the world should be a woman clothed in shoddy garments. Pseudo "fashionistas" have become ubiquitous and its definitely a global crisis. Why do some women these days look so scruffy? What happened to the class and glamour that your Mother instilled in you? Everyone all of a sudden wants to be "edgy" and "retro".  Screw that Dookie..Bring elegance back!

In honor of black history month...I came up with my own version of " I have a dream". I would shoot my myself if this beautiful month went by without me putting my creative skiills to the test! So here I go:

I have a dream, that one day, females will wear clothes that fit. I have a dream that thick women (like me), will stop stuffing their curves into smaller sizes and accept the fact that they are beautiful in their size 12 clothes. I have a dream that people will realize that wearing leggings and not covering your butt with a longer top is not only gross but a felony as well. I have a dream that one day...The daughters of Eve will stop wearing booty shorts and come to terms with the idea of keeping butt cheeks inside clothes. Lets not  forget the girls who wear corsets as skirts and have to spend eternity pulling down upon their garments in a failing attempt to hide their coochies. I have a dream that one day, I will walk down the streets of Dallas and never catch a glimpse of plumber syndrome with butt cracks sticking out and thong strings showing. I have a dream that all ladies will realize that there is a fine line between sexy and slutty.

So go to Ross, Go to Body central, Go to New york & and company, Gap, Old Navy, Ann Taylor and whichever store you so please and Grab you  fitting, elegant clothes. Just wear clothes that make you feel and look good and forget about what's hot. Let modesty ring!!!

Apologies for bombarding you with my sartorial obversations and bigotry towards ugly, unattractive fashion trends. Please don't e-stone me. I am not condemning sexiness by all means. Its ok to wear that little black dress..but please..make sure its meant for your body and shape. Thats all. Heck I wear shorts too and short dresses too......

Speaking of bad fashion Trends..I forgot to pick up my meat dress from the dry cleaners. Incase you're wondering..I got the idea from Lady Gaga. Very inspiring  blithering Idiot. The irony is quite overwhelming!

Peace, Love, Joy.

NAMASTE.